Day 31 in the Month of Fire

Ellows today me feel bad been a long time since me last fiwed up the stone. Lot has happened so lets see if me can nawwow dis down.

1. Falcon date with the pwincess did not seem to go well. He has been even more moody then he use to be.
2. Me fwiend Blain is moving away to a far away land. Its like Star Waws but without shine sticks.
3. The wowk is gwowing more difficult. For mes and Falcon, thought he was going to catch a bweak and have the evil Helion leave but it seems things are not so lucky.
4. I am out of Jerky..... may not sound impowtant but it is.

So dats been life since me stopped recowding. Nows for today,  it not go well either. Me can tell when something bad happens and Falcon comes home angwy. Lots of thunder and lighting and bad stuffles. Four guawds were stwuck by lighting. One stepped in fwont of him on his way to his chamber and well all we found was a pool of iron... Poor fellow never stood a chance. So apparently and shh if he founds out me saying anything me might be a puddle of lil dwagon and that not be so good for me. Anyway he was out managing de kingdom and the pwincess happened to come by.  *gasps* with another man. If Falcon had a heawt me sure it would have been bwoken.... Anyway me day went faiwly boring. Paper work paper work, deliver letters to dead guawds wives. Just the Nowmal evewy day life of dis lil dwagon.

Day 20 in the month of Silver

So today is of course Wens and I don't feel much like doing any of the silly dragon stuff today. Things are not so great with me tbh. I tend to stay away from any sort of relationships because its easier to be alone then it is to lose someone you care about. I am not referring to relationships as in dating but just relationships in general. I don't have many close friends... infact I am ranging on just a handful.... or maybe just one... and that one is leaving soon... and no matter how happy I am for him to be getting a great job, for having an amazing wife and great kids, I can't help but to be jealous and sad. He has become like a brother to me, and while it was joked about me moving some where near by him. I never actually expected it to happen. It turned into this hope I guess maybe just a dream to escape the sad truth that no matter how much i hoped He was going on to better things and I am just stuck nobody in the greater scheme of the world. This all is not helped by the fact that my job is pushing me to the point of quitting. We are so shorthanded its stupid and all my manager can do is bitch because we don't get things done. We are working 3 people sunday all day long. I am just so fed up with this all. Anyway I am done bitching, no point in wasting anyone who might read this time.


Will

Day 7 in the month of Silver

       *Yawn* Todays was another lazy day. Me cuddled up in me nice warm bed and layed by the fire all day long. Well would have had Falcon not yanked me out and dwagged me outside into the cold. Appawently dare was a muwder out at one of the tax offices. Someone was not so happy about having to pay taxes it seems and Detective Tats was on the case. You sees no one has a nose as good as mes. After seawching high and low me finally got the scent of the killer. The pwoblem is while me nose is gweat.... the smell of peoples feet is also gweat. Needless to say when Falcon is away me is enacting a wash your feet day every week. Cause pwh. Me has smelled things no one should ever smells. Anyways so me was able to twack down the killer. It was actually the tax mans wife... he appawently didn't leave her any money for new shoes.... Tis a reason me learned always give them what they want. Her final words still echo in my head.'
"I would have gotten away with it to if it wasn't for those kids and that lil dwagon."
' I don't know what kids she was talking about, but putting away a psycho woman tis for the betterment of all man and dwagon kind

Day 6 in the Month of Silver

       (Dis a tribute to Captian Kirk) 'Dwagon's Log supplemental. Yesterday. was. a total disaster. Falcon told me. Dat he would be going away. And that me would be in chawge, but then, later bwoke the recording. Cwystal .and is making me pay. for it. As saddened. As I was. That I could. No longer. Fill his room. with yummy. chewwy jello. It was. Indeed nice to. Talk with him. Even if he. Was infact. whining. about his job. Today though. Me have done. Nothing at all. And it has been great. Me did go out to eat. Though it was alone. Twas enjoyable. Nonetheless. It seems. Falcon has. not heawd fwom. The pwincess in. A few days. And it could. Be affecting his mood. Or he. Could. Just be. Gwumpy... Like normal. Me pwefer not. To bweak. Another cwystal so me. Tis signing off.

Day 5 in the Month of Silver

    
      'Ellos me lil recowding cwystle. Me bwoke the last one, and boy did me get yelled at. Todays Falcon is in a bit of a foul moods. Me not supposes to be using dis in here but me figures meh what tis the wowse that can happen. Oh noes here he comes me be quite now.' 
      "Tats is that damn thing turned off" 
      'Yes it is.'
      "Good now back to what I was saying. I will be stuck dealing with Helion next week. It will be a rather trying time. It makes me almost wish I wiped out the entire flight. She is a foul dragon. Old decaying smells terrible and worse of all she will never shut up about her old age. Luckily I have two free days to prepare for the encounter, But while I am away and Raven is out on a grand hunt I will need you to hold the fort down while I am out at the talks. While these may not be the most important of talks we could use them to go smoothly. I am sure I will be wishing I was drunk or dead after putting up with her but it must be done for now...."

      'Zzzzzzz'

     "Tats are you even......" *Slam*
      'Whos whats fwench toast.'
      *Sigh* "I swear I will have to sick ebony on you to keep you in line while I am away. Look just don't do any thing too silly while I am away. If the pool is full of jello again.... I will behead you my self "
     *Gulp* 'Me no do that again... was too sticky anyway. Bad bad ideas on me part though was fun to eats.'
     "Good I have to go talk with the treasurer so I will be back in a bit."
     'Pwh he gones now, so yeahs see what I means he all angwy like rawr and stuff. Lets see chances are if you are seeing this dragons and such will no long exist so let me explain a bit. More or less the Death Dwagon  or Black Dragons were nearly wiped out of existences well those fwom our clan anyway. We has a type of order of things if you will. Royal Dwagons or Gold Dwagons rule the others in clans. Gold Dwagons have the abilities and powers of all elements. Now a long time ago the Black Dwagons betrayed the others from the clan when a demon invasion happened. At the time Falcon had been banished and stripped of his position as Grand Pwotector and Pwince. Long story maybe for another time. Any whos few hundred years later Our God Bahamut (A side note while using the same name which is from actual mythology this has nothing to do with anything from Dungeons and Dragons) gave Falcon his positions back and Falcon discovered the betwayal and neawly wiped out whole flight. He left them with less then a three dozen members only which nines were female. Their numbers have grown since then. Oh you knows me bets you might wonder about the month names. Yous all might have changed such things or being fwom some where else might not have the same things. The months are named after us dwagons. The Month of Silver, Silver refers to the Guardian Dwagons, they are not unlike the royal dwagons except beyond being able to twansform into humanoid form they have no magic. Their power lies stwictly within their physical prowess. They rawe to find and me only knows of thwee.'

    "Tats didn't I tell you to put that thing up was  that damn thing on when we were talking"
   ' No don't throw dat'
   *Cush (sound of glass breaking or my best attempt at it >< )*
    'Oh noes you broke this one not me'
    "Its coming out of your allowance anyway."
    'Dats no fairs how is me going to buy jello to fill yous room with'
    "..... To do what.."
    'Umm nothings....'
    "I'm going to kill"
    *Stack and then nothing else can be heard*

Day 4 in the Month of Silver

         Wells me guess dat me should start with an intwoduction. Me name is Tatsudia. "De great dwagon". Some greatness me have. Me bawely one head tall in length. Hawdly anything great. *Sighs* Me also have some pwoblem with pwonouncing some words. Tis an annoying pwoblem indeed. Burr tis cold today and cloudy outside. Me no like it. My tiny thin body doesn't warm like big dwagons. Me has been alones for a long time since me Queenie disappeared. Every-one is gone, Falcon tis hawdly awound but even when he is  he is too tiwed to ever do anythings. Some big bwother he is, years ago me use to look up to hims nows he has slumped intos dis pit and nothing seems to be able to pull him out. De only time he smiles is when he is talking about some pwincess fwom a far away land. He battless hell every day or is dealing with diplomats from far and wide. Tis hawd since his wife died and the kingdom as a whole is his to contwol. Me guess me understand why he is so busy but, why can't he just leawn to have some funs evewy now and agains. 

      Oh wells me has to be getting weady, not evewy ding in dis lil dwagons life is fun and games. Me still has to work with fowmer citizens of paintball dat were displaced after me queenie disappeared. Me was too weak to run the kingdom and so it dissolved de ruins of the palace were transferred to Corvus Wyrm the Capital of The Dwagon's Guild. *Sighs deeply* Wells me should be goins. Now lets see how do me tuwn dis off. Like dis........... Nopes ummm *growl* stupid recowding cwystle turn off *loud thud* Oh noes ! *static can be heard then it shuts off*