Day 5 in the Month of Silver

    
      'Ellos me lil recowding cwystle. Me bwoke the last one, and boy did me get yelled at. Todays Falcon is in a bit of a foul moods. Me not supposes to be using dis in here but me figures meh what tis the wowse that can happen. Oh noes here he comes me be quite now.' 
      "Tats is that damn thing turned off" 
      'Yes it is.'
      "Good now back to what I was saying. I will be stuck dealing with Helion next week. It will be a rather trying time. It makes me almost wish I wiped out the entire flight. She is a foul dragon. Old decaying smells terrible and worse of all she will never shut up about her old age. Luckily I have two free days to prepare for the encounter, But while I am away and Raven is out on a grand hunt I will need you to hold the fort down while I am out at the talks. While these may not be the most important of talks we could use them to go smoothly. I am sure I will be wishing I was drunk or dead after putting up with her but it must be done for now...."

      'Zzzzzzz'

     "Tats are you even......" *Slam*
      'Whos whats fwench toast.'
      *Sigh* "I swear I will have to sick ebony on you to keep you in line while I am away. Look just don't do any thing too silly while I am away. If the pool is full of jello again.... I will behead you my self "
     *Gulp* 'Me no do that again... was too sticky anyway. Bad bad ideas on me part though was fun to eats.'
     "Good I have to go talk with the treasurer so I will be back in a bit."
     'Pwh he gones now, so yeahs see what I means he all angwy like rawr and stuff. Lets see chances are if you are seeing this dragons and such will no long exist so let me explain a bit. More or less the Death Dwagon  or Black Dragons were nearly wiped out of existences well those fwom our clan anyway. We has a type of order of things if you will. Royal Dwagons or Gold Dwagons rule the others in clans. Gold Dwagons have the abilities and powers of all elements. Now a long time ago the Black Dwagons betrayed the others from the clan when a demon invasion happened. At the time Falcon had been banished and stripped of his position as Grand Pwotector and Pwince. Long story maybe for another time. Any whos few hundred years later Our God Bahamut (A side note while using the same name which is from actual mythology this has nothing to do with anything from Dungeons and Dragons) gave Falcon his positions back and Falcon discovered the betwayal and neawly wiped out whole flight. He left them with less then a three dozen members only which nines were female. Their numbers have grown since then. Oh you knows me bets you might wonder about the month names. Yous all might have changed such things or being fwom some where else might not have the same things. The months are named after us dwagons. The Month of Silver, Silver refers to the Guardian Dwagons, they are not unlike the royal dwagons except beyond being able to twansform into humanoid form they have no magic. Their power lies stwictly within their physical prowess. They rawe to find and me only knows of thwee.'

    "Tats didn't I tell you to put that thing up was  that damn thing on when we were talking"
   ' No don't throw dat'
   *Cush (sound of glass breaking or my best attempt at it >< )*
    'Oh noes you broke this one not me'
    "Its coming out of your allowance anyway."
    'Dats no fairs how is me going to buy jello to fill yous room with'
    "..... To do what.."
    'Umm nothings....'
    "I'm going to kill"
    *Stack and then nothing else can be heard*