*Yawn* Todays was another lazy day. Me cuddled up in me nice warm bed and layed by the fire all day long. Well would have had Falcon not yanked me out and dwagged me outside into the cold. Appawently dare was a muwder out at one of the tax offices. Someone was not so happy about having to pay taxes it seems and Detective Tats was on the case. You sees no one has a nose as good as mes. After seawching high and low me finally got the scent of the killer. The pwoblem is while me nose is gweat.... the smell of peoples feet is also gweat. Needless to say when Falcon is away me is enacting a wash your feet day every week. Cause pwh. Me has smelled things no one should ever smells. Anyways so me was able to twack down the killer. It was actually the tax mans wife... he appawently didn't leave her any money for new shoes.... Tis a reason me learned always give them what they want. Her final words still echo in my head.'
"I would have gotten away with it to if it wasn't for those kids and that lil dwagon."
' I don't know what kids she was talking about, but putting away a psycho woman tis for the betterment of all man and dwagon kind
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